As of last week, with a predictable yet well done and dramatic heel turn, Matt Hardy is now a two-time TNA World heavyweight champion!
Opening the show,"stylin' and profilin' looking only as he can look- WHOOO!"-is "Big Money" Matt Hardy with his wife Reby Sky,new bodyguard Tyrus-who was also instrumental in helping Matt defeat the former champion and Tyrus's former employer- Ethan Carter III (EC3) for the title- and their infant son. (for some reason)
Matt's brother Jeff is not happy with big brother,"Big Money" and his new "Mattitude." Reby calls out Jeff for abandoning his brother by acting like a "redneck Evil Knievel" and costing the Hardy Bros. the tag team titles. (
POV:I'm glad someone finally pointed out how immature and irresponsible that was of Jeff)
The crowd chants for the former champ with an "EC3" chant and Jeff agress with them saying that the last time Ethan won the title he,unlike Matt,won it fairly.
Matt tells Jeff he loves him but wipes his hands of what will happen since Jeff doesn't agree with him and wants a World title shot.
Main even tonight:Brother vs. brother! Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy for the World Title!
Btw,Jeff, Matt's shoes cost more than your house! WHOOO!
POV:Matt and Jeff have been at odds before and was half expecting Matt to bring up Jeff's heel turn from 2010. Guess TNA thinks everyone has forgotten that.
FEAST OR FIRED! : Yep,it's back. The slightly different "Money In the Bank" match where 4 briefcases hang on hooks on poles.With one change-you can either get fired,a tag team title shot,a World title shot or, this time, instead of an X division shot you get- a chance to win the -*ahem* -prestigious-King of the Mountain title. (
Note: Booker T. made himself a "Legends" title that then became the T.V. title and now it's the KOTM title)
Participants: Beer Money-"Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode,KOTM champ Eric Young and Bram,Drew Galloway,Eli Drake,Robbie E.,Jesse Godderz,Aiden O' Shea,Rockstar Spud,Chris Melendez and Grado.
Some great action along with a spot befitting Grado's comedy act where he stands on the shoulders of Aiden but can't quite get the briefcase off the hook! After fumbling, he finally retrieves it!
The others to succeed are Drew Galloway, Eli Drake and James Storm who,of course,had help from his tag partner,Roode. Unlike Eli and Godderz who are ,at least,supposed to be buddies but were out for themselves.
POV: This idea isn't horrible but could be better with 1 simple change- make it Feast or Famine and simply have 1 of the cases be empty. Having someone fired in the storyline makes it hard to justify if you want to bring them back later and having them fired for real is awful. The horrible announcing was on full display as the importance along with several obvious calls were missed. I'd say it should still be for the X Division title but at this point they have about the same importance. Speaking of which...
X Division Title Match: Champion Tigre Uno vs. D.J. Z vs. Mandrews.
POV:One fun spot was Mandrews riding a skateboard down the ramp before performing a huracarana. Somewhere the Dyanamic Dudes are weeping.
After Tigre Uno retained the title, Gregory "Shane" Helms came down and challenged for title next week.Uno accepted.
POV: If you've seen one high flying cruiserweight match....It's completely forgettable. They definitelyneed to do a lot of work on introducing these guys and their motivations. A video package,a promo,something. Helms challenge was supposed to be a big deal but this division has needed a lot of work for a long time so,unfortunately,it looks like Helms might be the champion of a divsion no one cares about- just like his Cruiserwieght championship stint in WWE on Smackdown.
Godderz and Drake contemplate opening the briefcase backstage.
Kurt Angle confronts Matt Hardy about his actions and hypocrisy abounds again as the former Main Evnt Mafia member/leader can't believe Matt's actions. Matt tells Kurt if he sticks his nose in his family's business,he'll get it broken.
Awesome Kong now leads the Dollhouse,which is comprised of Jade,Marti Bell and Rebel, and tonight fights Velvet Sky of the group,The Beautiful People.
POV: Why are there two female factions made up of 3 or more women when there's only 1 championship? Because WWE did it? Naaah,surely not. (
Note:There was a Knockouts tag team championship but that seems long,long ago.)
WINNER: Awesome Kong in about three minutes
After the match, Kong begins to beat on Velvet some more. Madison Rayne rushes the ring to help Velvet and out comes the Dollhouse for a four-on-two attack. They lay Velvet in the middle of the ring. Kong climbs the ropes and hits a big splash while Rayne is held by the Dollhouse members and forced to watch.
POV:Looking on the bright side,maybe this is the beginning of making Kong look dominant again.
All the FOF winners join Jeremy Borash in a room for the big reveals. Roode has a quick but funny joke telling J.B. he has a six pack and Rode lifts up his shirt with six beer bottles tucked around his waistline.
"The Miracle" Mike Bennet and his wife Maria interrupt- because it's not like they drag this out enough already or anything- and Bennett chastises everyone for taking such a foolish chance. Galloway gets irked saying sometimes you only have one chance and should take it and that Mike clearly wasn't the brains behind the two. Bennett warns Drew to never insult either of them again.
POV:Bennett talks like a heel should using a harmful truth to upset others. Too bad it still looks like he raided the closet of former WWE manager Armando Alejandro Estrada. And what did he mean insult both of them? Drew clearly complimented Maria.
E. Li. Drake. gets tired of waiting and opens his case first revealing a KOTM title shot.
The Wolves are backstage talking about last week when Crazzy Steve and someone else hit them from behind and took their tag titles.
In-arena: The Wolves enter the ring and call out Crazzy Steve, saying they want their Tag Titles back. Out walks a woman in very strange make-up. “Riddle me that,” she said. “Riddle me this. In our world, where are all mad here. Decay, decay, decay.” Steve comes out,the Wolves start after him and -unless you're under the age of 10- out comes his "surprise" partner,"The Monster" Abyss.
They have an impromptu match which was okay and the lady- Decay,I guess,-distracts the Wolves by shambling to the ring with their tag titles in hand and then Steve sprays them with mist and Decay end up biting one of them! Told you she was a zombie!
The Wolves win by dq in 7 minutes.
POV:Steve has yet to show any wrestling skill of any kind,he seems to have very little experience. Abyss needed something new to do but not sure this should have been it.
Back in the FOF room,Roode and Storm act like it might be goodbye. Storm even (stupidly) tells Roode if it's a World title shot he'll let Roode have it! After opening it,they act downcast for a few seconds then celebrate as they get a World Tag Team title shot.
Instead of dragging it out more they go to Grado who says he has no idea what is going on here. Drew Galloway opened his case to show he won a World title shot. They had Grado open his anyway and had it sink in that he was fired and he broke down and cried that his dream was over. (Note:Curry Man a.k.a. Christopher Daniels did something similar a few years ago pretending that he didn't understand he was fired but that was played more for laughs where this was supposed to be more serious. Can't say I'll miss Grado)
POV:Josh Matthews being the horrible announcer he is flippantly says "Couldn't happen to a nicer guy." Except for touting EC3 during his rising heel run,Josh is supposed to be the babyface announcer.It was him doing a heel Michael Cole from 5-6 years ago. This is why TNA can't shake that WWE "inferiority complex."
Main Event:World title match:World Champion "Big Money" Matt Hardy with Tyrus and Reby Sky vs. "The Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy.
POV:If by any chance you were looking at the time you could tell this wasn't going to go long.
KOTM champ Eric Young interrupts and rigtfully demands to know how Jeff Hardy is the No. 1 contender!? Eric states he's the #1 contender and there's nothing they can do about it!
At that point, Bram hits the ring and attacked Hardy. E.Y. and Bram continue the assault while Matt Hardy and Tyrus watch from the corner.
WINNER: Jeff Hardy via disqualification in about 35 seconds.
Hardy and Tyrus get out of the ring while E.Y. sets up a table on the outside. Bram continues to assault Jeff, who is clutching at his injured leg. Matt continues to just watch. Beer Money runs down and attacks Young and Bram while Jeff is clutching his leg in the corner.
Crazzy Steve and Abyss run down and attack Beer Money. Everyone is brawling, except Jeff Hardy who is down hurt and Matt Hardy, who is watching. Storm and Abyss are brawling up the ramp. Roode is throwing punches at Steve and they fight to the locker room.
Matt Hardy stands over Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle comes down to help Jeff. Tyrus attacks Angle from behind. Matt Hardy hits Angle with the World Title. Matt Hardy screams to the crowd that he is iconic. Matt Hardy and Tyrus walk to the outside and begin walking up the ramp with Reby.
Back in the ring, E.Y. picks up Jeff Hardy and tries for a piledriver btu Jeff fights back. Matt is watching. Jeff goes for a Twist of Fate on Bram but E.Y. cuts him off. E.Y. sets up Jeff Hardy on the apron and piledrives him off the apron and through the table that was set up on the outside.
On the ramp, Matt Hardy kisses Reby and they walk off.
E.Y. and Bram stand over a motionless Jeff Hardy as several replays of the piledriver are shown. Hardy is pointing at his neck to the officials. Bram and E.Y. are walking up the ramp as Mathews says the inmates are running the asylum. Mathews says that Jeff Hardy did not deserve this as the show goes off the air.
No title change because as (arguably) the greatest wrestler of all time said a long time ago: " To be the man,you have to beat the man!" WHOOO!
POV:Matthews or "The Pope" D'Angleo DeNiro should have covered for Angle since he stupidly ran down to confront Matt with Tyrus still there.
This helped set up a lot of things-Matt's full heel turn by just standing there and letting his brother gt seriously hurt so there's a future match along with one between Matt and Kurt Angle. And even Kurt vs. Tyrus and Bram and even Jeff vs. Bram. And,of course,we''ll get Matt Hardy vs. EC3.
OVERALL POV: TNA needs to impove in a lot of areas. They need to resolidify the importance of the X division.Again. Or,quite frankly,do away with it. And the Knocouts division. Again. And they need more tag teams. Beer Money helps but now that's...2. I'm not counting the odd pairings of Bram and Young or even Drake and Godderz. Thankfully,Beer Money was fun this week as the in ring segment a couple of weeks ago had me fearing it would be a lame,watered down version nostalgia trip ala DX of 2006. The announcing definitely needs to improve.
There is a lot of potential here but the key,as always,is the execution.
Thanks for reading.
WHOOO!